Calm,
cool and collected, why he just might be a gamblin' man. The
suit is a great cut, fits him perfectly, plus it really dumbs
down his he-man thing in the ring. This youngster has had
a great coach (got him doin' the right moves and just might
have picked out this suit!) He ain't no three-time world Judo
champion winner fer nuttin! He's a big boy with attitude why
he's got enough testosterone for,.. well most of Japan!
That being said...Naoya we do have some little problems...
When your all dolled up it seems you could have the world
on a string,
but for the ring I feel like I'm holding your hair after the
frat boy/keg party. How is it you can look so good?? But,
after watching you and the way you dress in the ring,...
I feel like I'm hanging out with a frat boy who wants nothing
but his own way,... "I want a Porsche, I want a mp3 player,
I want my video games, I want my mommy." We know you
desperately want to take the prize,... but my friend... the
ultimate fighting ring is no place to advertise you are "chicken."
Now
say for example you're on a date trying to impress your lady,
in the back of her mind is she going to be, wow he's hot,
or will she…turn that corner and realize that you're not looking
for her love, why all your looking for is a maid. Nothing
turns a lady off more than realizing she's only kept around
to cook you dinner and pick up your dirty laundry.
So I am here to help! We gots' to turn this beat around!
Lets get back to the classy you and really work it. No more
of the comedian tee's while fighting (it's so WWE.) After
all you are a champion, so let's dress with that same attitude.
I want to see you in white button down shirts just as if
you were to reach for the tee shirt, reach for the white button
down and wear it like you would your tee shirt with nylon
sweat pants. It will really throw your opponents off and send
the subliminal message, I've got it going on. The tight fighting
trunks are a little too tight, but I like the traditional
look, so maybe a looser type of swim trunk thing, always in
solid colors. Leave some things for the imagination. The suit
baby is wear it is at! You should have about five of those,
(refer to top of article), after all you're a big boy now.
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