During
these stressful times of War and manic weather, it's good
to know there is a fighter out there who could potentially
save the day! Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, may just be our man!
This Jiu-jitsu magician has 1000 secret submission moves under
his belt, and just like with any super hero, I am sure there
are others he doesn't want us to know about, (like how he
can pull a rabbit out of his pants).
This Brazilian stud got the stuff, pound by pound to really
be a hottie, once we dress him up a bit. Now
Antonio we seen how you can dazzle us with your magic now
we want you to razzle us with some style. In this segment
I am going to stop repeating the things, that by now you already
know are fashion faux pas and go straight to the dress you
up part.
Let me wave my magic wand over you and gaze into the crystal
ball Antonio. I see high kicks and low punches, I see some
really bad shorts, cruddy sweaters and horrible t-shirts,
okay it’s coming into view…
I think you could really trick us into thinking you got style
and class and possibly a degree in the literary arts if, say
for example you started wearing some vintage clothes. Now
that your English studies are at the refined leveI, I can
see you walking the streets in a crisp khaki cotton suit with
a funky button down, print, vintage shirt underneath, I see
you looking in a shop window licking an ice cream cone, strolling
the Avenue, in a pair of white bucks without socks.
I also see you in a pair of slim cut original Levis (all
faded) and one of those vintage pull over collared shirts,
that button down to the middle, but left open, in any funky
color with a pair of constructions boots. Slung over your
shoulder an old navy Izod windbreaker. Run Antonio catch that
pop fly!
As far as casual wear, I see what is in right now in North
America, soccer style, (but in your native country football).
The team shirts (just pick your favorite one – perhaps the
world champions), then loose nylon shorts, the knee socks
and the ultra cool Puma sneakers. Tie a hooded sweatshirt
around your waist and Alakazam! You're in step with the times.
The crystal ball is fading my magical super hero friend,
the curtain is closing and like with all magic, it comes from
unknown places, with unexplainable powers to change and correct.
What does the future hold for you under its belt?

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